School's back on. Final year. Lotsa stress. Etc. Etc.

And so, to lighten the mood I thought I'd do a completely irrelevant and ooc Bishi Meme
I can't remember where I saw this but yeah, I thought it would be fun XD
(if anyone knows who made it, pls let me know )

[Warning: contains kinda dodgy material ]

1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.

1. Vincent
2. Howl
3. Zexion
4. Sephiroth
5. Cloud
6. Riku
7. Axel
8. Zack

2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?

Cloud: Hey, Vincent. Look, it's that sparkly Panasonic phone I helped promote in Advent Children.
Vincent: ..... Are you suggesting I buy it?
Cloud: Well, you are always asking us where you can buy a phone.
Vincent: *glares* ..... Why is it not black. I want a black, angsty, custom-made phone, and I want it now.

(Which explains the copious amount of scenes involving Vinny's phone in Doc XD)

3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday part for Bishi Three.

Axel: Alright. I know Zexy the best outta you guys and I know he's absolutely gonna love this *grins*
Cloud: Are you sure all of this stuff is necessary? I mean, surely we don't need to buy him the knife too....
Howl: I agree. It's ugly and anything but pretty! We can't give him anything unless it's beautiful!
Axel: But Zex is emo, Howl. He doesn't do "colour".
Howl: *gasps* D8
Cloud: Can't we just get him the shirt that says 'Life Sucks'?
Howl: NO! We must have streamers and tinsel and balloons!
Axel: Hmm... Actually, you know what? I kinda like Howl's idea.... Hey! I know! Let's hire strippers *smirks*

4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?

Sephiroth: Mr Fair, as much as it pains me to say it... I find you strangely attractive.

Zack: ..... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three's haircut end up looking like?

Riku: And voila!
Zexion: ............ it sucks.
Riku: But curls really suit you! I have to say, the pink ribbons are a nice touch.
Zexion: *twitches*

6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?

Howl: Dear Cloud could not refuse such a cake as this! Why, I do believe this to be the most fabulous cake I have ever seen! If it weren't for my supreme magical skills and excellent taste I would never have been able to include that apple crumple, alcoholic plumb pudding, lemon tart and cheese cake! *beams* -^_____________^-

7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?

Riku: Come here, you! *glomps*
Howl: Riku, put your pants back on, PLEASE!!.... Oh my.... *nosebleed*
Zack: Atta boy, Riku! Show him what you're made of!

8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?

Howl: Well, this is unexpected. O_o
Vincent: ........ -.-
Riku: Congratulations, you two!
Cloud: ................. *sobs* Zack! NO! My beautiful Zack! *cries some more*
Axel: Hey, nice work, shorty! So. When's the little bundle of joy due?
Zexion: I. Will. Kill. You. Got that MEMORISED?!
Sephiroth: How did you even manage to get into Zexion's pants, Zack?
Zack: It's a mystery even to me. But I'm blaming those daiquiris.
Zexion: *now to be found weeping in a corner* My life is over forever more..... *gets knife out that he got for his 'surprise birthday'*

9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?

Vincent: *kneels very gallantly* ..... I understand that you were the horrible result of a freak accident between Lucrecia and that bastard of a man, Hojo... And you killed thousands of people and were indeed the one who tried to destroy the world (more than once, for that matter) But, all of that aside... Sephiroth, will you marry me?

10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?

Cloud: *is crazy* Bwahahaha! My mini-hostage! *waves buster sword around*
Zexion: *secretly doesn't mind being tied up*
Axel: Outta the way, Vampire-man! I'm the one who's gonna save Emo-Shorty!
Vincent: *offended* Fine by me... *flies off in bat form*

11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?

Riku: *in pain with lots of cuts and bruises and bandaged like a zombie*
Sephiroth: Riku, you fool. I always knew it was a bad idea to spar with Sora in the Coliseum while bike riding! Now look what's happened!
Zack: Ah, leave him alone, Seph. It's OK, buddy. Zack's here.

12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?

Cloud: *in a dress* ..... Why does this feel so familiar?....
Zack: Bwahahahaha! My, aren't you just a P.Y.T? *grins*
Axel: Never fear, Princess Cloud! Sir Axel's here ro save the day! Got it memorised?
Zack: You shall never prevail, Sir Axel!
Axel: Dude, you've already died once. How hard can it be to do it again?
Zack: *pouts* That was harsh, Sir Axel, VERY harsh. T_T

13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?

Cloud: Oh.... So that's what happened. I remember now... You know, Zexion, for being small sure sure got a really big--
Zexion: *holding knife* ARGH! First it's Zack, and now it's Cloud?! What IS this?! Am I some sort of little dumb-ass that screams 'rape me' or something?!
Cloud: Hey. Let's not forget who pulled down my pants and told me he would top.... hmph, for once.
Zexion: *shrugs* It was a one night stand. I was trying something new.
Cloud: And?... How was it?
Zexion: Hm? Oh....... It sucked.
Cloud: WHAT? D8

15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?

Zack: Ahahahaha! Who'd have thought Axel was so flexible! *flaps Gil around*
Howl: *mutter-grumble* I don't think that's very flattering on him.... It does nothing for his hips.
Zack: Ah, be quiet, Howl. You're too picky.
Howl: *pwn'd by Axel's stripper clothes flying at his head* Gah! I'm picky for a good reason! O_o

16. Bishi Three Suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?

Zexion: I hate the sun. I hate outdoors. I hate life.... But, I always liked that movie where the pirate guy got eaten by that giant sea monster, so I guess I could go.... Hm, who could I take to ensure that my trip is as bad as possible?... Well, technically I should take Axel coz I know him better and all but... I have a thing for leather. Sorry, Axel.
Axel: WHAT?! You little traitor!
Sephiroth: *smug* I believe the boy is making a very wise decision *poses*

17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?

Howl: *gasps* Zack! You're absolutely gorgeous! You're like a dream come true!! 8DDDDD
Riku: Yeah.... *scratches head* I dunno, Zack.... Are the stilettos really necessary?

18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who's the "bride" and who's the "groom"?

Sehiroth: I don't think there's anything to discuss, dear.
Howl: That's OK! I don't mind! Don't you think I look prettier in a dress, anyway? *twirls* ^_________^

19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?

Well... That depends.... If Zack and Vincent both had their weapons then I'd bet Vincent would win (but I'm biased XD)

However.... if they didn't have their weapons...

Zack: HA! Beat that, Vince!
Vincent: *in croaky voice* Z-- Zack... You're cho-- choking me....
Zack: Hm? What was that?
Vincent: Gaaaah! *coughs and splutters*
Zack: Vincent? Oh, stop being such a wuss, would ya? *rolls eyes* And don't think I'll loosen my grip just because your face is turning blue.... Uh, wait..... Vincent????

20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?

Vincent: I have nothing to give you, save for my cold, lonely, shattered heart....
Riku: I would have just settled for a papau fruit, you know >_>

--Da End--

(sorry it's so long... I was bored.... )